Ah, the funny stories begin!

1. I had an employee that needed to borrow something from me that I had at home, and I have a tendency to forget those things if I don’t write them down, so I made a little note on the back of my hand, in red ink. Bacchus saw it last night, and said, “Oh, no! Mommy, ouch!” I told him that it wasn’t an “owie”, but that I had written someone on my hand with a pen. Then he said, “Mama, no-no, pen, hand”. Yep, that’s right. That’s what I get for trying to teach him something.

2. I went to wake him up this morning, and he said, “Ouch”. I asked where the “ouch” was, because in the car coming home from Kearney , he said, “Ouch, tummy”, and later had some bowel issues…so he gets it. Anyway, I said, “Where is the ouch?” After a lot of guesses on my part, with a “no” answer, he said, “Ouch, cookies!!”. Um…ok.

3. I was asking him what he wanted for breakfast this morning. “Banana cake (bread)?”, “no”, “Eggs?”, “no”, “Bacon?”, “no….OH, YES!!! Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, BACON!!!” - yelled, while jumping up and down on his knees. So, apparently he likes bacon.